#AK47 Smashy Smashy Boom Boom

Position: Jammer, blocker

Team: Halifax Harbour Grudges, Black Rock Bandits

Height: Tall

Theme song: Any remix of a remix of a remix

Likes: Smashing, dance-skating, adrenaline and kale

Dislikes: People getting in my way

Athletic background: Carrying babies and occasionally co-workers

Nuclear SNAXSmashy